You're Probably wondering why we've gathered here today.
I’m the type of guy that did well in school but is likely to accidentally grab a cactus with his bare hand. I embarrass my cats on a regular basis. I’ve been trying to memorize and perfect the song “One Week” by Barenaked Ladies for over four months. I once did a case study on pizza slices dressed as 80’s cops. (Still waiting on that client response.)
Folks, what I’m trying to say is that you’ll always know what you’re getting with me. I tackle projects with an honest approach, fast pace, and practical, blue-collar mentality. It’s a bit unconventional, but it’s fun. I don’t want to be the guy that just works on your digital marketing. I want to be your partner and get my hands dirty with the rest of the team.
If this sounds good to you, I’d love for you to see my work. You can also go straight to my CONTACT page if you’re ready to rumble.
Would you happen to be here because I stalked you on LinkedIn? My apologies for being too forward. I’d much rather be open and honest about my internet lurking than setting my profile to private mode.
Have an awesome day. ‘Preciate ya.